I shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazing at stars I feel amazing
Reblogged from nasty-like-nas
this is the most important thing of all time
fucking press play on this
I showed this to one of the shift leads at work today. Had us both crying.
The “Who is champ?” Part 😂
that question will be answer this sunday night!
Reblogged from crankythumbelina
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"